I'm a Libertarian who wants to privatize everything so why not start with the voting system?
Many democratic countries suffer from severe voter apathy. Now some countries have gotten around this by making voting mandatory (Australia) which critics say lead to uneducated voters. Now, me, I would personally respond by saying that since George Bush II was elected by "educated" voters twice, that is enough proof that non-mandatory voting systems suffer from insufferably stupid fucks as much as mandatory voting systems, but that's just me.
I think the third viable alternative is to set up a website, like Ebay, where non-voters can sell their votes for a negotiated price. I believe with this method we could take the power out of the hands of the uneducated poor filth who don't vote and put them in the honest hands of the richest two percent of the population (or as I call them, human beings) who have a much higher voter turnout.
Those of you worried about the spirit of democracy can take comfort in knowing that since non-voters weren't going to vote anyways, this actually strengthens the democracy by putting every single vote to good use. On top of solving every single problem democracy suffers from, because this is a completely market driven process we could spread it to uncivilized countries like Iraq and France and show them how to run a REAL democracy and then we'll be greeted with flowers and kisses.
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Many democratic countries suffer from severe voter apathy. Now some countries have gotten around this by making voting mandatory (Australia) which critics say lead to uneducated voters. Now, me, I would personally respond by saying that since George Bush II was elected by "educated" voters twice, that is enough proof that non-mandatory voting systems suffer from insufferably stupid fucks as much as mandatory voting systems, but that's just me.
I think the third viable alternative is to set up a website, like Ebay, where non-voters can sell their votes for a negotiated price. I believe with this method we could take the power out of the hands of the uneducated poor filth who don't vote and put them in the honest hands of the richest two percent of the population (or as I call them, human beings) who have a much higher voter turnout.
Those of you worried about the spirit of democracy can take comfort in knowing that since non-voters weren't going to vote anyways, this actually strengthens the democracy by putting every single vote to good use. On top of solving every single problem democracy suffers from, because this is a completely market driven process we could spread it to uncivilized countries like Iraq and France and show them how to run a REAL democracy and then we'll be greeted with flowers and kisses.
This message has been approved by Exxon Mobile.
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